Matches made in heaven can ignite the fires of hell.
An expert mind answers questions. A scientific mind questions answers.
Congressional neglect has helped make Social Security an oxymoron.
Always remember, when you give your word, there's a vow in it.
Any one dumb enough to believe he evolved from an ape, probably did.
The smallest minds are always found in people who have the biggest heads.
Atheists don't have faith in themselves.
What you don't know can hurt you. In other words, ignorance smarts.
Liberals don't like living with conservatives, but don't mind living off them.
Optimists age like wine. Pessimists age like milk.
If you cannot change your life, then why not change the way you live it?
Failure results from trying to please countless people. Success results from pleasing people who count.
The secret to achieving immortality is to make a difference in other people's lives.
Tackle tough things together. Success is a team sport.
You know your life counts, when others know they can count on you.
Why do those who have the least to say always take the longest time to say it?
When blaming your problems on other people, you're admitting you are out-matched.